Thursday, October 27, 2011


I'm sitting thoroughly jobless right now waiting for my buddy to move his almost non-existent ass off his chair to go hog on road-side khana...I've been lusting after that food for days now and every bloody who has a mouth and can gobble out words told me  "I'm being silly".  Well I like being silly...wake up people...It's me, silly is one of my middle names...I'm never gonna grow up in that aspect *touch-wood* and the person who makes me grow is gonna be cursed to live the life of a dung me, I'm working on my hexing skills. So yeah pretty much waiting, casting murderous looks every 2 mins and blog surfing. 
V always has these things which I tell her I'll flick, but never end up doing, so now just did it here...totally on an impulse. But it's gonna be a month and more of me, moi, I and myself so first step into the world of insanity....Tread carefully :D's gonna be looooooong.
First up is Personality:

                                                                                      in day-to-day life. 

                                                                                     time for flirting !!!!        
                                                                                      nature is a big draw. It's the prefect place to find  peace and quiet. 
This I don't quite agree. I take relationships quite seriously. But yes like I said earlier, I'm  rather silly and  I would rather bond with people, at least in the longer run, who can be silly themselves and take a joke for what it is meant to be: A JOKE. For example if I call you cheapo, It's not the equivalent of whore, not that your parents raised you in the wrong manner, not even that you are a cheap person. It only means your being an ass who I feel like kicking right now, simple kick on the butt. Yep, it's difficult being friends with me, but there is never a dull moment with me!!! It all comes at a cost you see :P.. 

OK next thing I'm apparently a rush seeker. I'm TERRIFIED of heights. Just typing that out made my feet all sweaty. How on earth will I ever bungee jump I know not but it's on top of must-do-before-turn-40-or-die list!!!

Next up is the 4 letter word that makes my world go round :D

                                                                                         there is more to it than physical attraction.

                         I think more than one person can vouch for this :D

                                                                                      when the going will get tough!!! 

This quiz is huge man. I'm gonna stop at the 4th one for now. I haven done an ounce of work since morning and I feel like the people I actually I dislike: the work shirkers who come to office just to warm their seats. Finally travel.  
                                                                                              with your nearest and dearest 
OK the next set some other time...peramise :D...finally the latest bling acquisition in ma bling world it for Diwali ...YAY YAY...the best touch screen digi (SHOWING OFF A BIT :P) cam there is at a price that burnt the pocket big time!!! Now finally I hope I'll have the freedom to use the pics I take at the right time as and when I need them. I'm still doing that for the UK trip!!!
Vivi e lascia vivere

P.S: I was so lazy to type out that feedback of the quiz I converted this into a pic-blog.....sorry about the length again....and my passport looks nothing like the one above. Very few stamps in fact :(...but it will change soon :D...also I can't get this Sony VAIO laptop, fluorescent green one, out of my head. I'm all messed up, somebody help!!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Why does Murphy love me so much?

I've been MIA for so long...I literally have no clue how to start back!!! Nope aliens didn't abduct me, THEY TRIED TOO TRUST ME, but failed. I was under a self imposed exile and have been doing nothing in particular. Missed me right? Can there be any other answer to that!!! I have sooooo much catching-up to do, so many posts to read, comment on, yet to participate in the discussion on DOV, need to rant about the past 2 weeks...blah blah....

I do remember telling PV that this month is gonna be a bore and my Gaaad it seems to be a colossal one!!! First let's find out what Ms Shetty has been upto from the 13th of Oct shall we? At least pretend to be interested peeps, cammon.. So cutting to the chase,  I have been sick to my bones for the past 2 weeks!!! (Give me some love guys..some more love...a lil more...OK that should do...back off now.....)...You know the typical ahchoo-ahchoo types. Strangely this happens to me every year, at precisely the same time. People do fall sick I know, round the year, but this aggravated viral attack is an annual occurrence (True fact this, hasn't missed a turn even once in 25 years) and me-the-greatest have voluntarily boycotted the medical fraternity so will never ever take any medicines and will run miles before a needle comes within 2 cms of me. Result of which: prolonged coughing bouts most of which arrive sometime during the wee hours of the day and refuse to depart till 12 noon. I've coughed...coughed...COUGHED, till the roof came down so I'm sure one of these days the neighbours are gonna complain to mum that I've got TB or AIDS !!! Fever was a minor deterrent in the daily schedule of the dragon-girl but she also happened to pick up some kinda allergy on her way back from Mysore...Oh right she went to Mysore over the weekend with a bunch of budding Architects..more on that and flying buttresses in the next post...for now let's continue with the rabid-dog story. So she picks up this dust allergy devil knows how, but has been struggling with it ever since!!! 

It's horrible people...just horrible....I  keep sneezing throughout the day- like a pressure cooker gone ballistic- rashes appear all over the shapely bod even without ingesting any of the Weasely products, fingers swell roughly up to 3 times their normal size, every part of the skin that is exposed to the elements itches and turns beet-red!!!! Arggggggggggggh...I told you rabid-mangy story!!! Which brings me to the title of this post: Murphy darling's eternal ever lasting loowe for me!!! Like any other Casanova, he sure befriends a lot of women and in some cases, when he is in the mood to experiment and doesn't mind swinging both ways, befriends the occasional Bobby Darling as well, but our torrid love affair has been going strong for the past 26 years. He always returns back to me, much to my indignation, after cavorting with millions around the world. Whenever he does, he returns like the faithful lover with such gusto and fervour that sometimes I wonder 'Kiss janam ka bandhan ha ye jo aaj bhi Fevicol ke jod ki tarah kayaam hai!'....Like the prefect boyfriend every girl reads about in those mush-inducing Mills and Boons novels' this dude smothers me, yes smothers me with all kinds of attention. He refuses to let me out of his sight even for a moment and the few hours that we do manage to sleep after all the indulging ,he makes sure that he is in my dreams through and through!!! We've been going rock-hard thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long, I know I'll break his heart when I say this, but sadly our relationship has now reached that stagnant phase where I'm quite sick of his attention and he well, still-truly-deeply-madly-impossibly loves me but I've finally come to a decision that we must part ways; we just have I'm putting him up for adoption. Anybody interested please drop me a mail, early bidders might even get a shoe free :P....

By now you must have realized that this is a no good post so if you really are thaaat jobless or thaaat sadistic or even both, here are some more ramblings in the bulleted form.

>>> I caught up on a lot of sleep this past week. Did nothing productive and didn't solemnly swear to do any good either.

>>> Have been visiting a lot of blogs and found some really interesting ones, will plug them in later, but haven't been able to comment in earnest for a long time now. I haven't forgotten any of you, just need sometime to get my bearings back. One particular post that cracked me upto no end : facebook-pwincezz. COTTON CANDY HONEY AP MARIMUTHU!!! Ingenious I say.

>>> Lots of posts with/about blogger awards doing the rounds and people are keen on knowing more about the dragon so will oblige soon :D. Rhetoric as this question maybe, have you guys read this? :  donate-kashmir....this line struck a chord "We are to Kashmir what the British were to us"... then there is this I miss UK :(...... this was a succinct comparison of Bangalore, the city I love the most and London , a city which I have been oh-so-missing since I came back!!! Chints you blog like everyday, and sense, not balderdash like me. I am so friggin J of you Lekhan Gupta, green-eyed all the way. If I did have any award to give away, I'd give you 'I DIG YOUR BLOG' or 'YOU ROCK' one right away. Your posts kept me great company while I was ill. Cheers Shubh :D

>>> Kalpak is right on top of my hit list right now. On the top dude, ACME, ZENITH, NUMERO UNO...anything and called me skinny dragon. Poop-head you, take a hint from my signature.... I'll barbecue you alive for the Halloween party if you call me skinny again. Resist the urge I know it's difficult being single an all, but be the better man, will ya?

>>> I seem to have found my liking for poetry, Hindi poems in particular, again. Eons ago I indulged in those myself, I'm suddenly all inspired to be a Galib. BTW I frequent some great blogs. These blogs have many followers as well but even the most popular blogger's view count stands somewhere in the last 20 K...Even Sahana with all that furore, stood right there. Made me wonder actually for somebody to have gotten to 4 times this number, how many times might they have refreshed their own page ?

>>> Thank you to those who responded to the previous post, not many used their soon to be redundant gray matter, but I liked PV's response the best. Not many associate a dragon with laughter and me being the uber maverick saw the instant appeal in that :O...

>>> Mr X-man, thank you for your personalized mail. As much as I appreciate the profound insight that 'Whore' rhymes with 'roar' I'm not here to judge people, well a bit maybe, I'm a girl after all, but what people do in their personal lives is not something I like commenting on. The person in contention might be doing everything short of calling me names but I'm gonna be the laughing dragon and guffaw it away. I don't wish to preach here, but name calling is for the weak (right Machi ;))..In the fight with the dragon, the lion is bound to go down, but apart from being the bigger animal here I also would like to be the bigger person, for once, let me atleast give it a shot right?

>>> I've been reading 'The Girl who played with fire' and it's a great whodunit. Don't like the sequel so much but I've just started on it. The tattoo of the lead character is something I'm willing to kill for!!! I've also been watching loads of Wildfire'. It's a series that I got hooked on to whilst  I was at UK; it's nothing great but my love for horses has grown exponentially ever since!!!

>>> I had exceptional hair-days the entire last week; when I had nobody around me to show off to!!! Story of my life!!! The days when I need to serenade my hair it would be anything from the tailu-aunty to coconut husk but when I'm confined indoors, all the shine and softness that Dove can possibly bestow on me is there in full glory!!!

>>> My first name means love,loved by all to be precise, irony, but true. Recently Ghara-eyes was seen enumerating to the blogger world why I don't understand the nuances of this 4 letter world. Lame as the reasons were, in a desert of monosyllable stringers even that litany filled with sewage was destined to be soaked in. All I'd like to say is this "my love wishes from the bottom of his heart, with no malice whatsoever, that you find love one day". For only those experienced in the magic of true love, truly understand the aura of it  right :) :) :). Maybe then your life wouldn't be this bitter!!! Just maybe.

>>> I haven't been active on DOV for so long that I think I'll be kicked out soon. It's been an interesting month out there and I will soon have to come up with something to remain a darling there!!! I joined blog adda, blog junta, 20 something bloggers etc etc and have done absolutely nothing since. I'm such a total disappointment to me-self!!!

>>> While I lay awake sometimes at night for no particular reason I get some of the best ideas, kick-ass phrases, wonderful vocab, great clauses, miss-me-not expressions....the minute I sit to type, they evaporate. Is this a sign from above that should leave this space for good?

>>> I think I know why I get no blessings from the heaven dwellers...All the blessings are directed to a certain 'Laksmi'(supposed to be the name written in my kundali) by Mother India not to Priyanka whenever she is asking the GAAD above to bless the prodigal child.

>>> Thank you Rahul, Guruji, Machi, V, Aditi for genuinely missing me (I wonder why). It helped make the rabidity, bearable :D

              Happy Diwali to you and your family. 
Spread light and love all around you and if your giving out chocolates/sweets make sure you've kept some for me :D. 

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Oh yes I am tickled!!!

Bats – screech

Okapis - cough, bellow

Dolphins – click

Mosquitoes – whine

Thrushes - whistle, sing

Tokay Geckos - to-keh

Kangaroos - tipper, chortle

Hamsters – squeak

Apes – gibber

Bitterns – boom

Chaffinches – fink

Basenji dogs – yodel

Curlews – pipe

Falcons - chant   

Wrens - warble

Eagles - scream

Ferrets - dook 

OK... so dogs bark (bow wow), goats bleat (baaaaaaaaa), lions roar and dragons _______________?

Finish that sentence for me peeps. Let's see what you've got :P...

P.S. (Those trying to figure out what this is, don't!!! Don't waste your time on that, come up with some unique for the question above and you shall be rewarded...BTW howz the new look?)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

How much is my skin tone worth to you?

I've been meaning to talk about this for sometime now...I work with clients from the colonial world and having been there recently I think I can be at liberty to say this...(well It is my blog and I would have said it anyways :P)...we Indians are the biggest hypocrites around. Now I borrow this phrase from a dear friend who loves the country just as much as I do but nonetheless falls into this category!!! 

Yes we are a country obsessed with fairness and all the beauty and virtue the fair tone symbolizes. Yes we will go large extents to make sure we fall in this so called beautiful category. Yes we will not let our kids play out in the sun and drown them in sunscreen before they leave and ubtan after they are back. Yes we will photo shop our pics to an extent that all our features are lost in the myriads of the contrast and brightness of light. Yes we will have saffron-laced milk 10 times a day before the kid is born and then force it have apples and beets for rosy cheeks (true story that...ah my good old childhood days). Yes we don't believe a word those fairness creams guys dish out, even if it's John Abraham speaking his need for them, but we will still go get the newest tube available in the market. And yes we will put up matrimonial ads like this to show civilization and progress are not 2 words that go hand in hand with the Dravidian society "Wanted, milky white tall beautiful girl, 18 years of age, from decent family" (that ad is demeaning at soooooo many levels that I'll make another post out of the whip lashes!!!)

We do all of this, but I don't wish to understand why do all this. The need to look gorgeous lies in every woman and the urge to look handsome lurks with every guy. Imagine a charcoal black aunty in the famed 'Mutai' pick saree? You cringe at the image right? Now imagine Katrina Kaif in the same thing...some of you men are already in la-la land right? I get it, even to get to the inner beauty most of us need to get past the outer beauty. It's OK. Manufacturing defect that god himself sent us with so it's all his fault not our kinds'. What I'd like to know is just cause you aren't fair toned does that make you any less eligible for the respect you deserve for your calibre and talents? 

I see this everyday and it hasn't stopped to boggle me even after 3 years now. Read some excerpts

Mail to the colleague(akka moi), not a subordinate even, an equal, sitting right next to you, with the access of a chatting tool and vocal chords that blare out for every other thing under the sun.

Subject Line : Send the last week's I-AM-STILL-ALIVE report ASAP!!! EOM
Body : Nothing
Signature: Bland like the character

Mail to the lucky blokes sitting across 7 seas,again with access to the chatting tool and a brain that has segmented the upper class from the shudra class

Subject Line :  Last week's status report
Body : 
Hi Esteemed Gora Sahab,  

Kindly send over the I-AM-STILL-ALIVE report of last week immediately as I have some tasks to finish!!!!!!!!!!

Signature: Still bland like the character

OK I get that you are severely handicapped with English words in particular and common sense in general, that's no sin , it's OK, and you also think exclamation marks are indicative of your authority (the more the better types) but does it also mean that you have scant regard for the actual people who work with you, who you interact with on a daily basis and need to get along with  (not boss around)? Does it not mean that you are willing to bend over backwards in every form there is just cause the guy sitting elsewhere was not as blessed with melanin as the guys sitting around you are? The politeness and contriteness has to come oozing out only for the Goras and not for Brownies? And whatever you need maybe, don't you think others would need an explanation for your demands, especially when there is no direct reporting structure, however crippled you might be with your vocab? I used to seriously wonder why IBM spent so much on 'Communication Skills' training now I know but alas if only the people who actually need it knew it.

Why are people this way? Are the firang asses/arses better tasting than the native ones that you lick people enjoy licking them more? Does respect and common courtesy have to deteriorate according to the skin tone of an individual, in this gradient? You agree with me right Nigel(the famed Gora Sahab of our team)?

Like I said, it boggles me! How we the so-called educated society still hold on to the age old class system and then cry foul when a guy from the colonial world so much as disapproves with what you had to say? Well never mind the Indian he/she anyways doesn't get a say in this, but still think about it...were we not ruled because we let people rule us? On the same note are we really free when we can't give up on the age old prejudices? I've been to the other world and I've seen how everybody is treated equally (like how it is professed in our Preamble); I've seen people being respected for who they are and not for what skin colour there genes gifted them. Make no mistake I don't say that we aren't looked down upon by the firangs, not all do it but do we really have to blame them? When we see some saying 'fraaaaandsips' do we not put up blogs about it? Then why point fingers only at the others and call them bigots? And honestly for the hypocritic society that we are shouldn't we really be looked down upon? I do and I don't care whose mature sensibilities I affect by saying so go shove!!!

Enough profundity(and profanity) for the day huh? What prompted this, I've found a new love for skirts (never mind that the boy thinks girls who wear skirts are sluts (*correction---- the boy wants me to say 'girls.... are perceived as sluts, don't ask me by whom)...yep I've punched him for it let your guard down) whilst I was at UK and now where them regularly to work. One such day stopped by at a local eatery for some idli-vada-sambhar trio and boy oh boy the celebrity treatment I got!!! This is tiny eatery mind you with like just 2 tables, and I have a special waiter waiting right there at my beck and call!!! Not that I wanted it or enjoyed the attention  (it was after all for some skin showing below my knees) but it prompted Paulie who was with me to say..."full memsahab treatement"!!! 

Would I get the same exalted treatment if I were a mother with one kid tugging at my pallu and the other dripping mucus, riding atop my shoulder, if I were wearing a saree torn at many a place and a non existent blouse? Mind you I can stay pay the very same 28 bucks in Indian rupees, which memsahab just did, for the food? No I think not. Yep hypocrites in all the sense of the word!!! 

On a not so cheerful note...cheers to my alomondy-chocolaty skin tone :D... I love it...I get to carry of an attitude on the dusky can: SEXY :P
mantener la sonrisa
P.S (What's EOM? End of message. I swear I'm sick of these acronyms!!! And yes I get the priveldeg of knowing that the message ended even before it started...I'm so grateful GAAD!)  

Tuesday, October 11, 2011 Liketh?

Aloha!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                              This actually shouldn't even be counted as a post...but I'm shameless and it's my what the heck :D....

Made so many changes to the blog now I've lost track and my old template...I still need to figure out the best colour settings and how to get the pics to be outlined...but enough xml and html for a week....I'm leaving this template for a week, after which I'll change it to a lighter template with way too much girly motifs for my liking but I think that would be the preferred option.

So you guys can act all important and let me know how you the new look is. You can be honest no worries but don't forget the name I go by!!! 

And oh what does the picture have to do with this...nothing at all...but it's everything my sordid life is right now. My dad is currently breathing  down my neck to stop working  Yep, I've maintained the image of - if I'm on the comp I'm working- so I shall stop with this baloney now :P


Sunday, October 9, 2011

Bring them back !!!

I'm chuuuuper excited...I have the first interesting thing to do for the month...write about me :D...after all I am my favourite person! I must warn you..Sunday brunches bring out the worst in me...for more 2 min-Maggi-induced delusions read on...

Borrowed this from Divya.

Will get working on this soon enough but it won't be a 10 day continuous thingy...that would be too much me and I can be tolerated only in small me!!! Spaceman Spiff to show you my gratitude here are some of my fav Old Hindi songs. Yenjaaaaaaay

Lyrics have always been my weakness. A song might have a great melody but it won't score with me if it's got backwas rehashed lyrics (Like that Uriyin Uriye re-make in FORCE.....EEyuck!!!).. The one I love here:

I have a mini orgasm every time I see a jeep...I love the wind in my hair and I love sun roofs in cars and convertibles in general..(Machi our deal is still on right?)...Anyhoo I always sing this song with great gusto...makes for a great Antakshari starter and gets everybody into a great sing-songy boisterous mood what you waiting for ...sing along 'Mere Sapno ki'...Actually you know what it's no good without the jeep so shut it!!!

Have you ever noticed that songs of melancholy or betrayal or loss etc... are the ones which seem to be resplendent with amahazing lyrics? Makes me wonder does the Brain control the heart or does the heart do the bossing around?  I can't single out any particular line in this song but the start of it gets me ruminating always...oh man....'Tere bina zindagi ge se koi shikava to nahi....Tere bina zidagi bhi lekin zindagi thoo nahi'.....something like 'With or Without you' ?
I've always wanted to have a summer retreat house in Darjeeling. This song always reminds of how far away I am from realizing that dream!!! On that note let's take a refreshing break with this song,, shall we? 'Aisa koi saathi ho, aisa koi premi ho..pyaas dilki bhuja jaye...'
An absolute classic this!!! I don't know if this guy was truly a mega star or not, but the songs he got really made him one!!! What can I say about this song...guys if you still have not lost interest, try this sometimes...doesn't have to be this mushy but trust me you'll get a lot of brownie points even if you attempt it ;)...'O mere dil ke chaain'...Platinum ho ya gold plated...'Chaain aye mere dil ko dua ke jiye'

Ah being in love and the nautankis and takraars!!! My mother is crazy about this song, she even the same dress Asha Parek is wearing here. She and Dad can be as far away from the song and the romancing though but I sure know where I got the love for Old Hindi Songs. from.. BTW baby 'Ke tum ispe ho itrate ke me peeche hun soau iltajaye mein khush hun mere soona...jhoot kya hai sach kaho na...'

This song is so so  so romantic...'Pyar jo toota...saath jo choota... chaand na chamkega kabhi' ...I've always wanted a love-dance song in the rain like this...Aamir you could have chosen me for 'Zoobi Doobi' know?...I even sent out an early application..but no everybody wants Miss Zero Size only...coming back to the song at hand...I don't think I'll be as shy as Nargis here to share the umbrella but this song always make me tear up....right time for a short break.....See you soon at Radio hmmmmm Radio...hmmm...gimme sometime I'll come up with it...let's move on for now.

Hasn't it happened to you that you feel like killing yourself and then after a loooong phone call, some chocolates/flowers/coffees/shoes(in my case)/gizmos/comp-games later you are full of zest to pump it out? 'Koi na rokhe dilki udhaan ko'

'Duniya ne humko diya kya, duniya se humne liya kya? Hum sab ki parvah kare kyun sabne hamara kiya kya?' Motto of my life and I live it every moment of my life Gara-eyes go ahead recruit more in your 'I-hate-Priyanka' Club, I'll send you guys donations for those sad-ass club meetings you guys have during your busy weekends :P

I agree this song is nauseating sometimes, but it is such a stark contrast to the crap dished out nowadays in  Bolly-croak!!! We all, ahem correction, those of us who are lucky enough to have found somebody for whom we can write letters to, will relate to this. Well the letter doesn't have to be Choc-guaint it Guruji? ..'Likhe jo Khat tujhe'...
Drawing the show to an end, (I know I know...there are so many many more...but  I still have more shows guys) I leave the listeners of Radio Violet ( WHAT? there can be a Radio Indigo but not Violet? Get away you bigots!!!) with an absolute treat...I love this song in all accounts...I don't know who is cuter here...Mumtaaz or Shammi...and oh FYI I've been looking for a dancing partner for this song to put up a live preformance sometime soon...anybody interested...don't worry I'm an exceptional dancer, I'll completely overshadow you on the stage so basically all you need to do is imitate Shammi and his hand movements..wokays? for now go 'tan nan nana nana'

Time to wind up...So long listeners, doubling up as tune in to the next show of Radio Violet (damn it's beginning to sound lame to me as well), same blog, any time, every time...You know the frequency, it's mine and it's difficult to match :P....

Apki host cum ghost

P.S (to narrow it down to only these songs was probably hardest things I've ever had to do on my show, next time I'll take live requests so do leave your comments and dedications ;P)

P.P.S (I had so much fun listening to these songs, hope you guys do too...I've left links for each song, just in case the U-tube plugin decides to throw around some attitude.)              

Friday, October 7, 2011


Something about me and an all picture post...I just don't get enough of them. Was low yet again, surprise surprise!!! I couldn't manage to convince an important person, who I am and what I want, and I just let it be. It's totally unlike me to let things be, but this year has been showing more facets of me , which I never knew existed, with each passing day. I never knew I could take criticism in my stride, I did; I never knew I could invoke a hate mail post, I did; I never knew If try so hard I'd still fail, but I did. 

I'm not low cause of the failure, aha aha, I'm low cause I'm not getting answers and it's driving me insane!!! Was talking to  the bwoy and he being the avid dog lover that he is, was talking about 'Honey', a brown Doberman his cousin has at home. Brought back fond memories of 'Rani'. We had her long long ago, and the quite little stub of hers would do the jatka's and matka's that could teach that Kareena lady a thing or 2 ... she was shiny coat, healthy build, a snarl that would make you shit and pee together and love that was so pure, it would make anybody her slave!!! It also helped, that she was the only one apart from me, who hated my chubby little brat of a sister :P... I have 7 cats/kittens and there are little bundles of joy but a dog is a dog. He/She will bounce around and tear everything apart in sight, eat everything in sight and then poop stinky goo all over the house...but these rascals give you the one thing  that nobody else can. ABSOLUTE DEDICATION, COMFORT and LOVE.  

I miss having a dog soooooooooooo much, I just wish I could somehow get my Jadoo back and more along with her. Mommy I swear I'll clean up the poo everyday, I swear I'll pay for the medicines (I was in college back then with 200 bucks as my pocket money for the month, sorry if I had to hound you sometimes), I swear I'll take him running everyday, I swear I won't let him rip your chappal this time and I swear I'll never let you take him away from me again!!! 

Attention: All those who wanna a make a difference in your life and want to go to heaven, here's your lucky chance. One way ticket to Utopia in return of pressure at all... take your pick, but TAKE your pick and pass it on!!!

He might make me sneeze the whole day and slurp all over my precious pumps but that look of being a puppy trapped in a dog's body is worth all the trouble I say ;)

Imagine taking this one out on walks...I can be sure that not one creep will brush across me so-called-accidentally!!! The face might actually work to my advantage to lure the fools into the bait-....muhahaha...

 You can get me 2 of the same breed or you can get me 2, who will only each other need

You can get me the one who sit beside me as if the whole world came tumbling down, just to prove my point,

Or you can get me the one who will teach me what being 2 is again!!!

You can get me the one, for whom I am THE one,

Or you can get me one, for whom being a puppy will always remain fun!!!

tener cuidado

P.S (What does it make you, when you say that the reason that you didn't have time to put up something decent on your blog was the notion that you were so very busy in your work and social life, then only manage to take a  pitiful dig at a person who was only hoping to get out some good read out of you, and then do exactly the same thing you did in the last 38 about love and lust, yet yet another form: a pathetic loser, a demented writer or a basic liar? Nope it makes you my follower and an avid believer in increasing the count on both the views tab and the followers list...thanks Gara eyes :D... I never thought you were capable of admiring me this much...means a lot to me...honest!!!)  

P.P.S ( That P.S was long enough to be a mini post but I'm kinda getting used to loooooong comments so bear with me!!! BTW thanks PV, Machi and Arjit for helping me with the day. I think I did ok. You guys are great :D)