Effigies I shall burn this Dussehera!!!

I think I’ve had one too many putric acid spewing blogs in the recent living memory so it’s time I have a nice big kit-kat! But can’t resist the urge to get into the festive mood can I? It being Dasara and all and me missing school for the hols and all, I have to have to vent, yes this time it is venting, so I’m doing it the traditional way ;).

Some of the people who by accident sauntered in to my life, some others shamelessly-obstinately-soon to be-fatally, refuse to go away and few others who I have in life only cause of the sins I have committed in my previous 9 lives I’d like to poof up in Volcanic ashes. Ok a small deviation here, imagine reading this and the past few posts, if one day I get controversial enough to be made a item on the idiot box and somebody wastes time psychoanalyzing my twisted brain, yes yes the Sahana induced syndrome, just imagine the field day they will have reading my posts!!! 

Intruders: This is a general classification of the noisy boys next door…emerged from the heart of Reddy clan these 2 legged-creatures have a hearing impediment I think, any time of the day  the volume of the TV or Radio is over 150 decibel…even at 1 cuckoo a.m.!!! I strongly suspect any person who isn’t deaf yet, will reach for the pistol, after listening to the music they play!!! And each song has to be played a minimum of 64 times (eyes popped out from the head and rolling around on the floor). I’ll be busy trying to be Khumbhakasurani and these cretins completely oblivious to the inconvenience they cause eat-talk-burp-snore-cavort unbearably LOUDLY.  Venketeshwara, why did you ever create “Brahmachari’ phase of life? Do you really hate women thaaaaaaaat much!!!! I swear on all the wealth that has been accumulated in your name, if I lose more sleep, I will throw these boys into the cleansing pyre, even if they are miles away from Telanga.  

Unbearablo-Lecherosarous: I ask the guy at the pantry in office for an egg puff, he talks to my boobs. I ask the auto fellow if he will come to Malleshwaram, he will take a good look at the mid riff and then say in the most annoying tone ‘Illa amma’ (rejection basically). I can’t walk alone on a deserted road even at 8 in the morning, my ass has been much too spanked!!! And I’m not even that blessed you know body wise. I have a kick ass metabolism which keeps me hour glassy even after I’ve eaten a whole buffalo, but pahlease all this attention is way too much duuudees!!! Enough is enough. I get to hear from my small circle of well wishers why dress provocatively if you don't want all this, to whom I shoot back, does it matter if I were in a saree or burkha? Why should I curb my expression cause of those eyes which follow me everywhere? Won't I just draw them out with my claws!!! You disgusting vile filthy human beings, If I were a real dragon, you would all be charred by now.  

B&B's at work: Guys get a life!!! I am not there to screw you or over you. I'm their to enjoy my work. You goddamn  better let me do it. It's not my fault I am bestowed with oodles of confidence...the awesomeness is in born! Yes I am in your face, Yes I can be rude, yes I sure am wily, but if only you noticed I can be nice,s oft , friendly, cool and caring too. I don't respect people who can't do the same so you can go jump of any damn cliff before you expect me doing so, but start giving the bitching a rest will you.?The Satan has come visiting me in the rehashed form of woman, and boy oh boy...making my life living hell, in a form only we women are capable of doing. I've never hated, yes I won't use detest cause the felling is not mild, somebody as much as I do this thing. You cost me my friend and I'll die before I forget or forgive that sin. How can somebody be so blinded by jealousy, mob mentality and sheer dumb ego is beyond me but you are setting a great great example of who I will tell myself in years to come, however successful I will be, I never ever become!!! You guys have been hard to get rid of, like the roaches of the world, but you have got be purified in the lava spewed from Etna!!!

Ghosts of my childhood: You refuse to go away. You haunt me and terrify me. You make me think 100 times before I even so much as smile at a guy. I keep up the brave front not wanting you to destroy me again, but you...aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...haven't you tortured me enough? Have you taken away my blessed childhood from me, forced me to grow up at the age of 5 and left me battered already. Why stay with me more? What sadistic pleasure do you derive by reminding, every now and then, that the  girl species is the most vulnerable out there who can be eve-teased, molested and raped just for the heck of it!!! I want to live, live freely, live openly, live my life the way it's meant to be lived.....Hope this cataclysmic fire makes you finally go away and may I RIP!!!

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P.S (Though since I was venting might as well let it all out. Don't ask me what B&B's, you guys are intelligent enough, go figure.)

P.P.S (Stevey died today I hear, may he also RIP, I wasn't a big fan, if not him atleast his company is an icon so toast to you great guy!!!) 


P.P.P.S (I also hear RCB won a match in style....Way to go guys :D)